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STEVEN WALKER

It is my obligation as an artist to critique my peers. I would expect nothing less from them.

I am an active viewer. I fully engage with the movies I watch and try my best to disappear into them. I rate movies based on how well they reward me for this effort.

I believe all movies should be the product of a sincere artistic vision with enough depth to feed my intellect without sacrficing good old fashioned entertainment value.

The movies I review follow a strict criteria defined as "whatever I feel like."

I write reviews in a timely fashion known as "whenever I get around to it."

Here you will find a mix of movies old and new, mainstream and obscure, brilliant and idiotic.

New Reviews
Indiana Jone IV
Two Hearts

"Spielberg Cashes a Paycheck and Breaks my Heart."

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Dark Knight
4 and one half hearts

"Batman Triumphant"

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Speed Racer
Five Hearts

"Go Speed Racer, Go!"

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Mummy 3
One Heart

"The Mummy 3: Curse on the Audience"

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Phantom of the Opera
Three Hearts

"High and Low Notes in this Opera"

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